Do you really think your sock drawer is an original hiding place? Dresser drawers, bedside tables and the medicine cabinet are on the top of my places to check.

I won’t have enough time to break into that safe that you keep your valuables in, but if it’s not bolted down, I’ll just take it with me.

I might carry a clipboard, wear a uniform, or be carrying a rake or tools. I try my best not to look like a crook.

Thanks for letting me know on Facebook that you’re going on holidays tomorrow – now I know exactly when to break into your house.

Window shopping is my favourite thing to do. If you have your lights on and blinds open at night, it’s easy for me to spot your flat screen T.V and Xbox as I wander through your neighbourhood.

Thanks for installing the alarm system control pad right near the decorative glass at your front entrance. It makes it so easy to see if it’s set or not.

You know how you break into your own house through the toilet window when you’ve forgotten your house key? I can do that too.

I love it when you don’t bother putting security screens on your second storey windows. Climbing onto your roof is no problem – and then it’s easy access to your bedrooms (and valuables in your bedside table).

I’ll knock loudly on your door at first, and if you don’t answer, I’ll try the handle. Sometimes I hit the jackpot and can walk right in.

Height is not a deterrent for me – please keep leaving your balcony doors open. Once I’m inside I can just unlock the front door and walk out with your jewellery, Playstation, laptop, camera…

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